{"id":13,"date":"2012-05-15T22:33:26","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T22:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/?page_id=13"},"modified":"2012-09-21T21:48:10","modified_gmt":"2012-09-21T21:48:10","slug":"except-no-substitute","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/except-no-substitute\/","title":{"rendered":"Except No Substitute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif; font-size: small;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-31\" title=\"oompa loompas\" src=\"http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/oompa-loompas-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/oompa-loompas-600x450.jpg 600w, http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/oompa-loompas-900x675.jpg 900w, http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/oompa-loompas.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Don&#8217;t settle for average-height entertainers<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif; font-size: small; color: #000000;\"> when you can make your event ten times more memorable<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif; font-size: small; color: #000000;\"> with exceptionally professional dwarf talent!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Don&#8217;t settle for average-height entertainers when you can make your event ten times more memorable with exceptionally professional dwarf talent!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"fullwidth-template-notitle.php","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/13"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/13\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27,"href":"http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/13\/revisions\/27"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/myshorttalent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}